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So, back to the office again. It’s been slow. Slow news, slow nights, slow days. No hoax material to work on these last few weeks. So, Dklayne, Layla and I (can I give us a cheesy governmental-sounding name, like the DLA team ? Please, pretty please !) went back to the start (great method when you’re hoax-bored) and recounted all the versions put out there about what happened on June 25th. Needless to say, the versions are multiple. Apparently, it is THAT hard to remember what happened on that day for the people involved, because, that was such a mundane thing to happen, right ?
Let’s go over this, one piece of lie at a time.
DEATH CERTIFICATE
2.26 PM : MJ died.
SEARCH WARRANT AFFIDAVIT
1.30 AM : Murray gave MJ Valium.
02.00 AM : Murray injected MJ with Lorazepam.
03.00 AM : Murray injected MJ with Midazolam.
05.00 AM : Murray injected MJ again with Midazolam. Stayed by MJ’s side, monitoring him.
10.40 AM : Murray injected MJ with Propofol diluted with Lidocaine
10.50 AM : Murray went to the bathroom to relieve himself.
Around 10.52 AM : Murray went back to MJ’s bedside to find him not breathing anymore.
Began CPR. Administered Flumanezil. Called MJ’s Personal Assistant (Michael Amir Williams – where the hell is he ?) on his cellphone. Asked M.A. Williams to send security upstairs for an urgent matter. Continued CPR. Left Jackson after a few minutes, ran downstairs to the hall, went to the kitchen. Asked MJ’s personal chef (Kai Chase) to send Prince upstairs. Went back up and resumed CPR. Prince went upstairs, called security. Alberto Alvarez went to Murray’s aid.
12.21 PM : Alvarez called 911 on his cellphone.
Between 11.18 AM and 12.05 PM : According to Murray’s cellphone records, he made three consecutive phonecalls.
TMZ.com
11.51 AM : Murray found MJ unconscious.
12.03 PM : Murray called his girlfriend from Houston, Texas.
12.08 PM : Murray abruptly dropped the phone, according to his girlfriend, to administer CPR.
12.21 PM : Alvarez called 911.
“The reports that Michael Jackson spent the last night in his bedroom are not true — we’ve learned Jackson spent his last hours in Dr. Conrad Murray’s bedroom … in Dr. Murray’s bed.”
Murray lived with his girlfriend, in Santa Monica, California, and had Propofol sent to her place from Applied Pharmacy in Las Vegas.
ED CHERNOFF (Murray’s lawyer)
“Dr. Murray simply never told investigators that he found Michael Jackson at 11 a.m. not breathing,” Chernoff said. “He also never said that he waited a mere 10 minutes before leaving to make several phone calls. In fact, Dr. Murray never said that he left Michael Jackson’s room to make phone calls at all.”
“That timeline is flawed, said Murray’s attorney, Edward Chernoff, who was present when investigators spent three hours interviewing the doctor June 27. Chernoff said Murray never told police he found Jackson not breathing at 11 a.m. — instead, it was more like noon.”
According to Chernoff, Murray called 911 30 minutes after finding MJ unconscious. (reported by TMZ.com)
KAI CHASE (MJ’s personal chef)
12.05-12.10 PM : Murray ran downstairs and asked her to go get Prince. Prince ran to meet Murray. Children in the hall, crying. Paramedics arrived and ran up the stairs. Children and chef formed a prayer circle.
1.30 PM : All staff dismissed. (1 hour BEFORE MJ was pronounced dead by the UCLA Medical Center doctor who was working on him.)
Said Murray sometimes stayed overnight. Would usually come in at around 9-9.30 AM.
STEVEN HOEFFLIN (MJ’s former Plastic Surgeon)
Told The Sun Murray made Prince watch as he performed CPR.
FOX NEWS
12.26 PM : Paramedics are called to the home.
12.30 PM : Paramedics arrived and treated Jackson for 42 minutes.
1.12 PM : Paramedics ceased efforts at home.
1.14 PM : MJ arrived at the hospital. (apparently paramedics can teleport, if you go by Fox News’ timeline !)
THE TELEGRAPH
12.21 PM : Alvarez called 911.
12.24 PM : Paramedics arrived to MJ’s home.
1.06 PM : Paramedics ceased efforts at home. Rushed MJ to the hospital. Journey took 3 minutes.
1.14 PM : Arrival to the UCLA Medical Center.
So… the troot will prevail ? What troot ? Whose troot ? Can you spot the inconsistencies too ? You can even find some within the same report ! Ricky-ticky, I’m telling you.
